Just. Fucking. Wow.

So, there is a bill put forward, in North Dakota, that would shield drivers from liability if they should happen to run over protesters.

Huh?…

Wait for it…

Are you out of your fucking minds?!

What the actual fuck is this country coming to?

When did human lives become less important than punctuality?

When did not being late surpass the health and safety of our fellow citizens?!

I, I just can’t believe this shit.

I need to stop here before the vein in my forehead explosively ruptures, both killing me and shorting out my laptop with arterial spray.

Nope, not quite done yet.

Here’s one last thing before the red bars consume my vision:

If whoever submitted this bill really believes in its essential tenet: that we should be able to maim or kill people that waste our time, then he should be thankful that the vast majority of us do not share his psychosis…

…Or he should prepare for the line of people that should be queuing up – any minute now – right outside his front door, waiting to punch him directly in the god damned face!

See how he likes getting injured because he was being inconvenient.

Worthless Cocksucker.

(Yes, I used the male pronoun exclusively for this person, because, let’s face it, we’d all be reeeaaal surprised if the person who submitted that excrescence of a bill was a woman.)

UPDATE: 1/18/17: The person who put forth the bill: Rep. Keith Kempenich ( R ).

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The Duty of Art

So, it’s been about a week since Meryl Streep gave an acceptance speech at the Golden Globes which seemed to set some people’s dials to: Foam at the Mouth.

There have been a lot of people – artists and our president elect depressingly included – who have made many a public statement about the fact that artists and entertainers should shut up about politics.

And to those people, Making those kinds of statements I have to ask:

 Are You Fucking Stupid?

That’s not a rhetorical question, and if you answer it – after absorbing what I am about to say – with anything but a, “Well yeah, apparently,” then you will have compounded your stupidity.

Here’s the thing; Meryl Streep – and any celebrity for that matter if they are a citizen of this country – not only has the right, but the civic duty to speak up and address the failing of our government.

Whether anyone agrees with them or not has nothing to do with it.

In the USA, if you believe a redress of grievances is warranted you are free – and I think duty bound – to take lawful action to affect change.

Period.

People pissed off because someone famous spoke up and ruined their potential enjoyment of the form of escapism provided need to grow up.

(Sorry for the grammar of that last sentence; there was no other way I could get it to come out just now.)

That’s the first reason to feel stupid. Here’s the second:

It has been one of the time honored purposes of art – and thereby the artists who create it – to point out failings and faults in the society to which they belong. We may not actually favor the arts so much as we favor celebrity in this country, but art and the artists who create it serve a desperately needed purpose in this arena. They help us see ourselves, through their art, through their expression. Expression is the point of their art, regardless of medium. And the sharing of that expression helps us to see ourselves; the beautiful, the sublime, and when necessary, the ugly.

This is as important to our humanity as food, shelter, and freedom.

So next time, before anyone thinks about taking a pot shot at an artist for just being themselves – for serving our society as only they can – please, take the time to think again.

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Concerning Resolutions

It’s New Year’s Eve…Again.

Many of you, in between the varied, harried dashes of this day will spare a small moment to consider what to feel guilty about for the next month, in the form of:

Making New Year’s Resolutions!

If I have reached you in time, if you’ll allow me to do so, may I make a serious suggestion?

I can? Thanks. Here goes:

Don’t.

Don’t make any resolutions. (Especially not those in capital letters.)

Just don’t do it. You won’t be hurting yourself or letting yourself down. You’ll just be saving yourself the grief of dealing with a cultural tradition that doesn’t really impact your life – accept for that diet plan and year-long gym membership you bought; sorry, you’re stuck with those.

But seriously, the holidays are stressful enough. Don’t fuck with yourself about your supposed shortcomings.

For one thing, it’s a bullshit tradition. How many people have you even heard of that make a resolution on New Year’s Eve and keep the damn thing through, say, March? Not many. Maybe none. New Year’s Resolutions are one of those cultural artifacts we engage in either because it is tradition, or because we think it sounds like a good idea. (If you’re wondering about the quality of those thoughts – about it being a good idea – remember that many of the people having those thoughts are also having a drink or two; or ten.)

For another thing, personally, I think the beginning of a new year should maybe be spent thinking about and hoping for the good things we want in the new year. Not changes for what we think is the better. Those are just thinly veiled negative self judgments. No, I’m talking about real hope…

…for and easing of illness or return to health,

…for reuniting with loved ones and old friends,

…for discovering your path and your place and your passion in this world.

Those are all wonderful things to hope for. Hope for things to be better, not just lip service to some set of standards.

And that kind of hope, well, that kind of hope doesn’t come in the form of resolutions. It doesn’t come in words or statements of intent – no matter how well motivated those statements may be.

That kind of hope is a feeling.

I encourage you to take some time this New Year’s Eve to let yourself feel that kind of hope. No need to give it a name.

(As an aside, I will say that the beginning of a new year has some psychological weight to it. It feels momentous. So, if you’ve been planning something for a while, if you already have something in the works and are just looking for a time to set it loose, then yeah, the beginning of a new year is a good time. But so are the Equinoxes and Solstices. They actually have a tangible connection to nature and the rhythms of our planet. But if you’re not already in process, just don’t worry about it. It’s not worth it. Enjoy the moment, free of the weight of all the normal bullshit. You deserve it.)

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The Off-Kilter Eye

It’s funny, read enough blogs about how to create a successful blog and you come across the same advice, over and over again:

“Be an expert at something, and talk about that thing.”

This is the latest version of, “You just have to find your niche.”

It’s an interesting thought. While I’m not willing to say it is wrong I am willing to argue that it’s just fucking slightly more complicated than that.

There are so many people blogging, and so many experts on anything you can name, how can one even hope to find a niche in all the noise online?

Hell, I don’t know. Somehow, I doubt you’re reading this hoping for an answer. 

I’m a writer. I have a Bachelor’s degree in philosophy. (Those 2 things alone do not distinguish me, even from the small sample of blogs I read.) I’ve been a life long student of the martial arts. I’ve been in a lot of physical altercations. (I was a bouncer for some time in my youth. And no, this does not distinguish me either.) I’m an avid reader, and a published poet, and occasional performer – not counting karaoke. 

I could go on, but the thought of a delineation of my various interests or areas of study bores even me. Care to say – I’ve said it here a few times – for anything I’m comnenting on, or thinking of commenting on, there is usually someone else who has or is saying better somewhere else online.

So, I wonder about what, exactly, I’m going to post about at any given time.

Sometimes a thing pierces the haze that seems to perpetually hang in my head. I think you can probably recognize those posts by the emotional fervor that spills into the spaces between the electrons. 

Sometimes I have a well reasoned argument to bring forward.

Sometimes I just have to work an idea out on the page, and hey, why not share it with you?

So, there are better and more eloquent experts out there. There are people doing serious journalism and real investigating.

I have a full time job, a wife, and a writing career I’m working on. So, not so much time for the rigors of investigative journalism. 

What I do have, oddly, is what we all have: a unique view of the world and the culture. Each of us sees this seething, chaotic, beautiful mess from a slightly different angle. Each of us sees something someone else doesn’t. 

(Granted, most people are polite enough to keep it to themselves, but that’s why I try to make these things entertaining.)

So that, apparently, is my niche; my skewed view of the world. My off kilter eye, watching. 

Thanks for tuning in to read the weirdness that comes out of me. I’ll try to keep making it entertaining weirdness, for the 6 of you who pay attention. 

Until next time. ..

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Thinking About Standards

It’s Monday again. So let’s start the week with something that pisses me off:

When someone tells you some way you should be, but leaves out the part about how to be that way.

What I’m talking about, to be specific, is when someone – usually presenting as an authority – proclaims a result we should be living without even suggesting a method by which we can achieve said result.

(as an example, suffering from depression for most of my life, I have often heard people say that I just shouldn’t be sad. Thankfully it’s not often been someone close to me, but that has happened too. But really, don’t be sad? Why didn’t I think of that? Oh yeah, I did. I don’t know how to get there. As it turns out, with depression as with many other things, the old saying holds true, “Oh there, you can’t get there from here.”)

There are, in all probability, those among us who can be informed of a goal and just orient themselves – somehow – in that direction, and then mystically make progress. They are the lucky, and I suspect, the very-fucking-few.

But how does that help those of us that have to work our asses off to get anywhere?

Yeah, I don’t know either.

The truth of the matter is that most of us, I suspect well more than the majority, need a path. We need steps to follow. There needs to be some sense of how we can move in the desired direction.

So, why am I talking about something that is probably obvious to 99% of you?

Well, for some time I have been thinking about our culture; its accomplishments and its deficits. (Okay, mainly its deficits, but its just in my nature, currently). One of the things that stands out to me is that we seem to have a lack of cultural cohesion. That is to say, as Americans, no one can really say what being an American actually means – aside from legal definitions, of course.

As I have stated elsewhere, diversity in our culture is one of its main strengths. We find that this mirrors genetics, where diversity fosters survival. But here’s where I think we fall a bit short. In genetics, the object is survival. Organisms take advantage of diversity to foster reproduction and thereby perpetuation of the organism. In genetics diversity is the tool, but that tool is used to achieve a goal. (Yes, I do still hold a materialism-centered view of the cosmos, but sometimes anthropomorphizing can be useful). We have diversity in our culture. What we don’t have is direction; a goal for that diversity to work on/ towards. Diversity is one of our strengths, but strength – undirected – often becomes weakness.

I think people on all sides of the political debate, in America, can agree that it feels like this country and culture may have lost its way. Even if the directions of the past feel, or are irrelevant to our modern life, we can still feel a bit ‘at sea’ with who we are as a nation and a people.

Here’s where I come back to my original point: method.

I don’t know the method. I feel like something needs to be done. That we have to change in order to survive and to preserve those things that make us one country and one culture. Those things that make us whole.

But I don’t know what those things are, or how to preserve them, or how to forge new things to allow cohesion to emerge.

Like many of you, I have notions. Intuitions. But how useful are unarticulated intuitions?

I am inherently skeptical of anyone, especially in the media, telling me what the goals of this country should be. I am also skeptical of anyone online doing likewise.

Hence, I’m trepidatious of attempting to do so myself, even in a venue as small as this one.

But I think we have come to a point, as a nation, where a discussion about common goals and common standards – mostly of behavior and public decorum – needs to begin. Somehow, I don’t think I’m the only one that feels this necessity. I hope I’m not the only one having this discussion. (But in truth, it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve talked to myself).

And my initial point is why I haven’t written more on the topic. It’s been quite some time since I posted about Putting the Civil back in Civilization, mainly because I didn’t want to encourage, in myself, a habit of incoherently ranting in public. Also because even if I suggest a way we ought to behave towards each other, and comport ourselves in public, I don’t want to leave that suggestion hanging in the ether without some delineation of the methods by which one can attain the desired result.

I don’t want to be the person that rails about where you should be without giving you a path to get there. And right now I don’t know what to tell you, or how to get there.

(Disclaimer: I’ll still rant, sometimes without offering solutions. It’s not something I’m ready to quit, cold turkey.)

Something else to mention: I am a heterosexual, white male. I’m not affluent by any stretch of the imagination, but I recognize that the first three aspects do bias my thinking. I take a certain amount of pride in intellectual rigor, and as such I try to see where my privilege, such as it is, skews my perception. I’ll continue to do that. If you have something constructive to offer along the way, regarding that or anything else, I welcome the interaction. Unconstructive comments will be unceremoniously told to get fucked.

With exception of times of dire and national crisis, we in America often think of ourselves in reference to our small groups: ethnicities, religions, local communities, etc…  I think this is just hardwired into us. We haven’t yet evolved to feel like we’re part of a group larger than a tribe – say of 150 members. But the fact that we can put aside our innate tribalism in times of need should be adequate proof of our ability to do so in the long term. Is it sustainable in the long arc of history? I have no idea. It might not be. But life isn’t sustainable over the duration, and we try to keep that shit going for as long as possible.

The one thing I know is that we can not replicate the past. We can’t just pick something out of a time gone by and layer it onto today’s people and today’s needs. That doesn’t mean we can’t crib notes from history, it just means we can’t try to relive it.

There are over 300,000,000 minds in the US, most of them at least as good as mine, and I am no genius. We have the resources and the sheer mental processing power to make this happen, or at least to start down the path.

So, back to method. I may not know where we’re going just yet, but I think I know how we start to get there:

We discuss it. Talk to each other.

Not at each other, but with each other. Talk about the good ideas and the bad. Talk about what makes you cringe and what makes you cheer. Talk about what you think is acceptable in public, from our police, and politicians, and whoever matters to you. And talk about what you think isn’t acceptable.

The conversation is the method.

If we start walking, we’ll figure out where we’re going along the way.

Time to start. 

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Holiday Help…

So, I was going to continue my habit of posting a couple of blogs, then going silent for a month or so…

…But then I woke up the other day and significant portions of East Tennessee were on fire.

Apparently, a wild fire in the mountains spread to more inhabited areas; Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge.

People I care about live and work in those towns. And a lot more people I’ll never meet share that distinction.

(I have checked on mine, and they’re okay. I spare a compassionate thought for those who cannot say the same.)

These towns may be known as tourist destinations, but the people that live and work there aren’t rich. Most of them are low-paid and hard working; many in the service and entertainment industries. They are artists, and actors, and servers, and local small business owners. They are the people that clean the hotel rooms the tourists stay in. They cook the food and mop the floors. Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge are towns full of working people, the vast majority of them – like you and I – making enough to barely get by. There is not celebrity or glamour in what they do, but there is necessity. We need them. They enrich our lives. And now they need our help.

Tennessee is called, “The Volunteer State.” Communities and local organizations are, even now, busy living up to that title. There is a lot of work to be done to recover from this horror. If you can help, please do.

There are many local initiatives. My guess is, if you’re a local, you either know them already or know where to find out about them. If you’re not a local, and you want to help, here are some options:

Donate to the Red Cross: redcross.org/donate

or Remote Area Medical: www.ramusa.org

or The Humane Society of the Tennessee Valley (animals were displaced as well): https://www.youcaring.com/seviercountyhumanesociety-702875

or The Tennessee Valley Coalition for the Homeless: tvchomeless.org

All of these organizations will take monetary donations. All of them will need them.

I know budgets get tight around the holidays. If you have a little to give, please give.

Prayers and compassionate thoughts are nice, but they don’t supply drinking water, medical attention, food, housing, or clothing.

If you can help, please help.

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Safety (Pin) Concerns

The other day, on Twitter, I was accused of trolling an individual – who I’m not going to name here.

Now, I will admit to taking the piss out of people from time to time; mainly just my friends. But this was not the case in this short conversation.

This short conversation began when a tweet showed up in my stream that railed against the wearing of safety pins as “performance allyship” [sic]. 

(For those that don’t know by now: the wearing of a safety pin has emerged, in the wake of he election, as a sign to other citizens – particularly those at risk – that the wearer of said pin is a safe person; someone who will listen, who will shield, who will help stand up against those who seek to oppress anyone based on their skin tone, sexual orientation, or religious beliefs. )

Now, I disagree with the person who called it performance allyship [sic].

I think some people might wear the pin in an act of what Michael Shermer calls “Virtue Signaling”. That is, just trying to put on a show.

But that happens with any outward display, of any sort. There will always be people who are willing to profess, quite loudly, that they believe something they are content to never act on. This is just the nature of our species: about 10% of us, at any given time, are shyster cocksuckers.

If you are thinking 10% is awfully small, you’re right. It is. Humanity, on the whole, just isn’t that bad.

Is it possible that there will be some who wear the pin but don’t have the courage to stand by it? It’s damn near certain. But for every one of them, there is at least one who is willing to put their time, their resources, their very flesh on the line to help a fellow American – a fellow human being.

That’s just a conservative probability. It’s likely that the percentage is much higher than 50%.

However, I suspect that the individual with whom I disagreed was not railing against the safety pin movement based on probabilistic concerns. Given the camber of the tweets, it’s seems more like the author was trying to suggest that the act of wearing a safety pin was not nearly radical enough.

I can understand that sentiment. I, personally, would wear a shield to demonstrate that I’m perfectly happy to physically intercede on a fellow human being’s behalf – should the need arise.

But that’s a personal decision, and not one that can be made for a mass movement.

I think the safety pin wearing is fine. I think it’s a good thing. And I think, as I attempted to argue, that it is a place to start.

Much of America is moderate in its beliefs. There is manifold evidence for this. The safety pin statement embraces this ethos. And, like I said previously, it is a place to start.

For some the safety pin is an entrance to a process of engagement that they may otherwise not have known how to enter in to.

For some, the safety pin will be a declaration of principles they already hold.

And, unfortunately, for some it will not be enough.

Let me say this: it isn’t enough. But that doesn’t mean that it can’t be useful.

Most processes don’t begin and end with a single step. And that is what the wearing of a safety pin can and should be: a step.

For some it will be a first step. Let us not, in our vehemence for change, cause it to also be their last step.

The safety pin is a beginning.

Don’t let it be an ending.

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Weekend Viewing

Saw two movies this weekend: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and Arrival. Both were entertaining- well worth the price of admission.

If you need to choose just one, I would decide based on who is going:

If you’re going with children, 14 or under, go see Fantastic Beasts.

If you’re going with adults, or teenagers, go see Arrival. 

Both films are moving and well made. Arrival is more atmospheric and philosophical. Arrival is also heavier, emotionally, but in the best possible way.

If I had the cash to see another of these movies, right now, it’d be Arrival. 

Arrival is one of the best science fiction films in decades. Thoughtful, tense, and emotionally satisfying. Amy Adams is phenomenal. Although I know it doesn’t often happen, her performance deserves an Academy Award nomination; at the very least. Subtle, powerful, and engaging . Jeremy Renner does yeoman’s work as supoorting cast.

All in all, Arrival is worth your time. The film will not let you down . 

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Post Election Blues 2016

Well, fuck.

Fuckity-fuck, fuck fuck!

That pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter, as concisely as possible.

It’s taken me a while to process the results. I’m still trying to process the implications and ramifications for our country. Truth is, I don’t know what will happen – no one does – but I don’t get a good feeling when I consider the possibilities.

BTW: if you’re looking for a more analytical breakdown of what went so horribly wrong in this election, there are much better and more in depth pieces out there. People, better qualified than I, have done some interesting reporting and interpreting of the situation and its likely causes. If that’s how you soothe the gnawing ache I know many of you feel, go for it. I’ve done some deep dives myself, but that’s only because I’m a bit of a wonk and enjoy getting into some of the intricacies.

This post is not going to be a detailed breakdown of the electoral politics of this presidential cycle.

Sorry, I just don’t have the fucking energy.

There are two things I’ve been thinking about: The people who felt hurt enough and threatened enough to vote for such a dumpster-fire of a human being to be our leader, and the people – many of whom I know and love – who, rightly I think, fear that they will be hurt by this incoming administration and the example it has set; if that example prevails in the wider populace.

(Here’s a hint: Attacks on Muslims, in America, rose sharply during the 2015-2016 election cycle. If you think that has nothing to do with the example broadcast by a certain orange push-pop who was campaigning to be president, you’re fooling yourself – to a dangerous degree.)

I have a fairly good handle on the powers designated to the president, by the constitution. I’m sad to say I know more than most of the voting public; if polls are to be believed. So, I’m not terribly worried about most of the policy red-meat that got tossed out during the campaign. The president doesn’t have the power to do most of that shit. Most of that is Congress’ bailiwick. (I am worried that congress is now majority republican in both the House and the Senate, and – if you enjoy your constitutional rights, as they are – you should be worried too. Democrats tend to legislate hate crimes and regulate business. Republicans tend to take away your rights; right to privacy, to free speech, to due process, to fair treatment under the law.)

So, not so much worried about the president elect’s effect on policy – not yet anyway. What worries me, and what should worry you, is the example he represents. Trump campaigned – successfully – on the meaner angels of our nature. On fear. Isolationism. Nationalism taken beyond the bounds of reason or sanity in the modern world. Racism. Xenophobia. You’ve heard his greatest hits and they are not easy listening.

And those are just the sentiments he actively campaigned on. How he did so included some of the worst types of misogyny, pettiness, disregard for fair play or for facts. Rudeness. Encouraging outside, foreign powers to exert influence – legal or otherwise – into the American election system. He promised to both remove the right of a free press and to jail his political opponent. He spoke of suing people who brought charges of sexual assault against him.

He turned Americans against each other.

You can call yourself a lot of things, but when you behave that way, patriotic is not one of them.

In any American age, we have held up the office of the President as a shining beacon. A lighthouse on the stormy seas of cultural identity. We have said that whosoever holds that office is the best of us. We say that the president is someone to admire and to aspire to be like.

None of what I have said about the President elect is supposition. None of it is opinion. All of it is verifiable on video, issuing from the mouth of the man himself.

This is the example we have chosen to elevate.

Do not be surprised when – as they have already begun to – some of the less stable and less mannered members of our society begin to act to that example, or use it as a justification for the violent venting of their own insanity upon the members of the populace – women, LGBTQ, people of color, non-Christians, etc.. – who they, the unstable among us, feel are fair game.

Do not be surprised, and do not be silent.

Silence gives consent.

Stand up for your fellow Americans; for your fellow human beings.

As much as I disagree with Safe Spaces, it is time to become one.

I’m not talking about being a room full of puppies, or otherwise infantilizing grown people. I’m talking about being someone your fellow human beings can count on; count on to stand up, to get in the way, to protect the values of human decency and freedom from oppression that we, as Americans, have always held sacred. To stand in the way of hatred. If necessary, to stand in the way of violence.

One of the things that has made America great is that we stand together.

So Stand.

Do not look the other way when one of your fellow Americans is suffering under the weight of hatred and derision. Do not stand idly by while a fellow American is assaulted or deprived of their rights. Do not shrink from the conflict, regardless of who is involved. We Americans have always been fighters.

It is all right to be afraid. Fear is natural. But do not allow fear, in any of its guises, stop you from doing what Americans have always done: Spit in the eye of the oppressor and say,

“Do your worst. We will not be bowed”.

I hope for success. I hope for peace and prosperity. I hope for unity and progress.

But there may be dark times ahead. There may be pain, and suffering, and the loss of hope.

But we will not be bowed.

Have heart.

And…

…Fight on. 

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Thoughts on Fitness

There’s an air quality red alert, in Knoxville, this morning. And that means I’m not leaving to house to go to the gym. Thankfully my current program allows me to use today as a recovery day. But still, it’s been my habit to go to the gym in the mornings, and to focus on fitness. Since I can’t really go this morning, might as well muse about it here for a bit.

It turns out that “Fitness” is a fairly broad category. If you tune out the maniacs who talk about “general preparedness”, like they’ve taken time out from their desk jobs to train for Special Ops, fitness breaks down into about three categories: Strength, Flexibility, and Endurance.

(Taken as some gestalt whole, we can come to the idea of ‘all around athleticism’, but that’s a subject for another time).

So, that’s it, just the three. And it turns out that doing any significant training in one interferes with training in any of the others.

*Note: I’m speaking of training – which is the act of working towards an adaptation goal over time – not exercise, which is basically just getting sweaty and burning calories in the moment.

That the three facets of fitness interfere doesn’t mean that one can not train them together. It does mean that one can not expect anything like optimal results if one does. You might still get there, but it’ll take quite a bit longer and you’ll have to be more careful in your nutrition and recovery.

What most people – those of us who are non-athletes –  think of, when we think of fitness, is how we look.

(As I have pointed out before, most of us don’t want to compete, we just want to look good naked – or in your favorite outfit, if you’re feeling prudish).

The fancy fitness term for this is: Body Composition.

Body Composition is just how fat or how muscular one looks. This usually boils down to body fat percentage and muscle tone. For, I think, the majority of Americans, how we look – and thereby how we feel about ourselves, to some extent, – is more important than how fast we can run a mile or how much weight is on the bar.

(Those are worthy things, in and of themselves. Personally, I’m working towards a couple of strength goals right now, but that’s not the point of this section).

So, speaking to body composition, only one thing really matters: body fat percentage.

(Muscularity matters, but less so when it’s covered up by too much fat. Caveat: if one builds muscle and loses body fat, one has to do significantly less of both to achieve a desirable look. They are synergistic in that way).

Face it, when we think of “getting in shape” what we often mean is “getting leaner”. Not thinner, per se, but leaner. Everyone knows what “skinny-fat” is, and no one wants to look that way, if they can help it. Shit no. In our wildest dreams we want to look like those damn models in underwear ads. Unfortunately, for us, those ads are terribly unrealistic.

For one, if you research the fitness industry at all, you’ll begin to see that models diet down for those ads – to uncomfortable and sometimes dangerous degrees. YouTube is full of fitness people talking about dieting, especially about dieting down for photo shoots or contests. Go listen to some of their stories and you’ll begin to see just how unnatural and peak-experience that type of conditioning is. Really, I’m not casually suggesting this. Go do it. If you’re at all serious about getting in shape and being healthy, get away from ads and magazines and celebrities and go find out what realistic goals are, and what might be realistic for you. This is important – maybe more important than just about anything else you do.

Setting realistic goals is the best way to maintain motivation over time. And the only way to set realistic fitness goals, at least in our culture at this time, is to do the research to find out what they are. The media wants to sell you something, always. Unfortunately for us, what it also sells us is the idea of what ideal, and thereby normal, should be. And that ideal, currently, is not healthy or reasonably achievable by the general populace.

If there is one thing that will help you on your journey towards health and happiness, it is learning that the images pushed on us by the media are unrealistic to the extreme. Letting them go will do you, and everyone, a world of good; especially where our body image is concerned.

I might write another post on that in the future, but that will probably be more ranty than I want this post to be.

Before I move on, and to emphasize setting realistic goals for body composition, let me give you a few sets of numbers. The first is the range of healthy body fat percentages for men and women. (there are more detailed versions of this with greater numbers of variables available, but this should work as an introduction):

Men: anywhere between about 15% and 19% body fat is healthy and reasonably lean.

Women: anywhere between about  18% to 24% body fat is healthy and reasonably lean.

For comparison, most of the fitness models you’ll see in advertisements diet down to around 3%-5% for men and 9%-13% for women. This is dangerously low and causes hormonal dis-regulation in both sexes. These models do not maintain this degree of lean-ness for more than a couple of days at a time. Also, it makes people miserable. Go listen to the stories, really.

So, what does one do if one is unhappy with one’s current weight? Well, if you’re skinny and want to gain weight, just eat more. If you’re overweight and want to lose weight, just eat less.

It sounds simple, and it is. When it comes to weight loss or weight gain the most important variable – the one that has the most effect – is energy balance. That’s calories in versus calories out. To gain weight, take in more than you use. To lose weight, take in less than you use.

(There are many ways to get into the weeds about this topic. Feel free to go exploring, the information is out there. But for this introduction, this simple formula is really all you need, with one caveat: Do not increase or decrease your caloric intake by more than about 300 calories a day, at one time. The human body adapts better to gradual changes. Find out what your current caloric intake is – keep a food journal for a week –  then adjust it up or down by 250-300 calories a day, depending on your goals. Do this for 1-2 weeks at a time, before adding or removing any more calories. For example, if you currently eat 2,500 calories per day – and want to lose weight – lower your intake to 2,250-2,200 calories per day for between 1-3 weeks. Track your progress and make adjustments as necessary. Slow and steady wins this race).

So, adjust your calories up or down and you will gain or lose weight, as you choose.

This is where energy balance meets body composition.

If you want to look toned and athletic, you’ll need to gain muscle – if you’re underweight – or preserve muscle mass – if you’re overweight.

The only way to do this is by resistance training; lifting weights.

(There are plenty of thoughts on how to do this effectively, and to what end – muscle mass [hypertrophy] or strength. Take some time to look into those as well. You might find a training method you like. But I’m not going to get into the varied methods here).

Cardio training has been in vogue since the 80s. I have many a friend that doesn’t feel human without their daily run. Cardiovascular exercise has been shown to have mood stabilizing and mood elevating effects. If you want to spend your time on the treadmill, or elliptical, or whatever because it makes you feel better, then definitely do that. But when it comes to body composition changes, cardio is only good for helping to create a calorie deficit. It will not grow, nor maintain muscle.

I prefer to create my calorie deficit through diet. At my weight I can do 20 minutes walking on a treadmill and burn around 120 calories, or I can just not consume those 120 calories. (For reference, one 20oz bottle of regular Mountain Dew contains 290 calories. That would be an hour of walking for me). Easier to just not eat it than it is to burn it off.

Muscle tissue is metabolically expensive. It costs the body a lot to keep it. If you only reduce your caloric intake, your body will reduce its size the easiest way it can. You’ll lose some fat, but you’ll lose more muscle. In the end you’ll be smaller, but just as flabby.

In order to stop the body from losing muscle, or at least greatly reduce the amount that gets burned off, one must stimulate the body to retain the muscle. Stimulating the muscle happens when you overload it. You overload it when you work out with weights.

Resistance training, while in a caloric deficit, will not only increase muscle tone, (especially if you’re untrained), but will guarantee that more of the weight you lose will be fat, instead of muscle. This will both help you to get slimmer and to get/ keep that muscle tone that we currently find so appealing.

A note about diet: While food restriction diets do work (atkins, paleo, primal, south beach, etc…), they work by the same mechanism: calorie restriction. Usually when you cut one thing or one group out of your diet it automatically reduces your calorie intake. The problem with these types of diet is two-fold: they can create a deficit of important and vital micro-nutrients, and they are difficult to sustain for any length of time. Any diet you can’t see yourself sticking to – and strictly – for 3 months or more is probably not a diet for you. 

So, my college essay conditioning tells me I should sum up before signing off. Here’s that:

* Fitness has three main facets. If you’re training, pick one and stick to it.

* Get away from the media representations and find more realistic, sustainable goals.

* If you want to change your body composition control your calories and lift weights.

Thanks for taking the time to read my ramblings. If you’re interested in this type of thing, let me know. The odds are good I’ll have more to say on the subject of body composition and fitness at a later date. If you have questions or are looking for resources, just ask. I usually answer. If enough people ask the same questions, I’ll make a post just to answer those.

Until next time…

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