So, there is a bill put forward, in North Dakota, that would shield drivers from liability if they should happen to run over protesters.

Huh?…

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Wait for it…

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…Are you out of your fucking minds?!

What the actual fuck is this country coming to?

When did human lives become less important than punctuality?

When did not being late surpass the health and safety of our fellow citizens?!

I, I just can’t believe this shit.

I need to stop here before the vein in my forehead explosively ruptures, both killing me and shorting out my laptop with arterial spray.

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Nope, not quite done yet.

Here’s one last thing before the red bars consume my vision:

If whoever submitted this bill really believes in its essential tenet: that we should be able to maim or kill people that waste our time, then he should be thankful that the vast majority of us do not share his psychosis…

…Or he should prepare for the line of people that should be queuing up – any minute now – right outside his front door, waiting to punch him directly in the god damned face!

See how he likes getting injured because he was being inconvenient.

Worthless Cocksucker.

(Yes, I used the male pronoun exclusively for this person, because, let’s face it, we’d all be reeeaaal surprised if the person who submitted that excrescence of a bill was a woman.)

UPDATE: 1/18/17: The person who put forth the bill: Rep. Keith Kempenich ( R ).